Digital Dying By: Justin Nobel

Funeral menus old and new: Cup of coffee and sins of the dead

by Justin Nobel

Some Texas funeral homes are now serving Starbucks. While five states still ban food in funeral homes eating and death are age-old. At one point in history “parts” of the dead themselves were eaten, as portrayed in the 2007 film, “The Last Sin Eater”.

Starbucks has a new market, death. A store recently opened in a funeral home outside Dallas, Texas. Meanwhile, in Massachusetts, food is banned in funeral homes, but legislators are trying to push through a law that would legalize it. But the state is an outlier, only four others prohibit food in funeral homes; Connecticut, New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania. For the most part, food is an inseparable part of the funerary tradition.

The type of food eaten varies. “Recently we had a lovely funeral dinner,” explained a Wisconsin mortician named Joseph Becker in a 2005 New York Times article. “Beautiful china and linen. Fancy folded napkins. Sculpted butter. A fabulous display of hors d'oeuvres. Chicken on a skewer with a nice Greek dressing. Stuffed mushroom caps. Little Reuben sandwiches.” For a German family, Becker did a baked chicken dinner with parsley boiled potatoes, green beans and relish trays. For a Norwegian lady he served Swedish meatballs. In the South, funeral dishes might include a casserole, or a Jell-O salad. At March Funeral Home in Baltimore the funeral meals are substantial: fried chicken, string beans, ham, potato salad, pig tails cooked with sauerkraut and for dessert, chocolate sheet cake, sweet potato pie and apple pie.

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New green burial method mimics recipe of infamous British "Acid Bath Murderer"

by Justin Nobel

A Scottish company has developed a process called resomation, which transforms a human corpse into a greenish brown syrup that can be put in “a memorial garden or forest.”

Susanne Wiigh-Mäsak has developed a new way to bury human bodies. First, freeze them with liquid nitrogen, then, use mechanical vibrations to shatter them into a million pieces. Place the pieces in a vacuum chamber to evaporate out the water, a magnet removes metal from pacemakers and prosthetics, leaving an organic powder. Put the powder in a cornstarch coffin and bury it in a shallow grave. By burying bodies' six-feet under, where there's little oxygen, we allow them to rot, Susanne points out on the website of her burial company, Promessa Organic AB. Her method: “shallow burial in living soil that quickly converts us to mulch.”

Alternative burial methods have blossomed in the past few years, offering cheaper options that squish the body into less space, attractive in countries where cemeteries are filling up. A shortage of plots in Greece has driven the price of some to nearly a quarter of a million dollars—if you can't pay upfront you can rent in three year increments—and in Singapore, with a land area smaller than most US counties, a national law which states bodies must be exhumed after 15 years to make room for new burials has led to the development of skyscraper like columbarium. While the cremation rate in the US has doubled in the past two decades, the process has long been seen as energy-inefficient and pollutive by some environmentalists. Alternative "green” burial methods read like science fiction. Read the rest of this entry »

Are skullmongers next for murderous Baltimore?

by Justin Nobel

Guatemala City and Tijuana have seen an increasing amount of funerary violence, and also a bourgeoning and brazen homespun business that feeds off the mayhem. Last month in Baltimore, a woman was murdered at the funeral of her boyfriend, also a murder victim.

Guatemala City and Tijuana have seen an increasing amount of funerary violence, and also a bourgeoning and brazen set of homespun businesses that feed off the mayhem. Last month in Baltimore, a woman was gunned down at the funeral of her boyfriend, also a murder victim. (Photo by Simon Howden)

Virginia McGhee stepped out to make a phone call while at the funeral of her boyfriend in Baltimore and was shot in the chest. The high murder rate means good business for funeral homes. Joseph Brown, the owner of the funeral home where McGhee was shot, said he cares for at least two to three homicide victims a month. But after blood was spilled on his own sidewalk, Brown vented to a Baltimore Sun reporter last month that the murderers have gone too far.

Last year, two people were shot outside a West Baltimore church, where 300 mourners had gathered to view the body of a 26-year-old killed in a triple shooting and in 2001, a man was shot at while leaving the wake of his brother.

“[Respect has] gone out the window,” said Brown. “This has become a fact of life as much here in Baltimore as it is in Afghanistan, Iraq and anywhere else.”

The more appropriate comparison would be Guatemala City, Guatemala or Tijuana, Mexico. These well-known murder havens, like Baltimore, have seen an increasing amount of funerary violence, and also a bourgeoning and brazen set of homespun businesses that feed off the mayhem. Read the rest of this entry »

Building Cities for the dead off the Florida Coast

by Justin Nobel

 

Neptune Memorial Reef, off the coast of Florida is an underwater cemetery city that will eventually be able to accomodate more than 100,000 people. The artificial reef attracts tropical fish and scuba divers and s sessigned to withstand a category 4 hurricane.

Neptune Memorial Reef, off the coast of Florida, is an underwater city that will eventually be able to accommodate the cremated remains of more than 100,000 people. The artificial reef attracts tropical fish and scuba divers and is designed to withstand a Category 4 hurricane. (Photo courtesy of Neptune Memorial Reef)

Off the coast of Key Biscayne, Florida, a city of the dead is rising. Neptune Memorial Reef is an array of concrete structures infused with cremated remains, designed to form an elaborate underwater cemetery that when complete will cover 16 acres and be able to accommodate more than 125,000 dead. Reef occupants can choose placement in columns, arches, lion statues or mounds shaped like creatures of the sea.

“The most popular are the marine placements,” said Stephen Ziadie, the reef's Chief Operating Officer. “Everyone wants to be a shellfish or a starfish or a brain coral.”

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The Neptune Memorial Reef is a project of the Neptune Society, a U.S. company focused on cremation. Neptune is one of a handful of companies crafting innovative underwater burial sites in warm Florida waters. Read the rest of this entry »

Morticians Draw New Blood: Females

by Justin Nobel

Caitlin Doughty left a career in theater to become a mortician.

The Call of Death: Caitlin Doughty left a career in theater to study mortuary science. Four decades ago 95 percent of mortuary students were male, with the majority from funeral home families. (Photo by Justin Nobel)

How Caitlin Doughty came to a career in death is unusual. At the University of Chicago she studied medieval history and crafted plays from Victorian poems and obscure Edgar Allan Poe stories. After graduation she moved to San Francisco and produced theater.

“That's what I thought I wanted to do,” said Doughty. “Then I thought, ‘you know what I have also wanted to do,' work in a funeral home.”

Mortuary science was once a stiff calling, a trade passed from grandfather to father to son. Non-white morticians were rare, as were women. In 1971, 95 percent of students entering mortuary schools were male, and the majority of them were sons of funeral home directors, according to statistics from the American Board of Funeral Service Education (ABFSE). Now, nearly 60 percent of enrollees are female. At Cypress College of Mortuary Science in Los Angeles, where Doughty is in her first semester, three-quarters of the students are women and not one is from a traditional funeral family. This year a new demographic has emerged: laid-off workers looking for a second career. Read the rest of this entry »

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