Digital Dying By: Justin Nobel

Inside the hot and noisy world of Taiwan's Stripper Funerals

by Justin Nobel

Stripper funerals are common in rural Taiwan, the more chaotic the better. At one event a stripper went into the audience and rubbed a man's genitals. (Photo courtesy of Marc Moskowitz)

Have you ever been to a funeral where strippers dance on glowing flatbed trucks? Marc Moskowitz has. In fact, he has made a movie about it, called Dancing for the Dead. Moskowitz, a University of South Carolina anthropologist, has spent the past two decades researching pop culture in China and Taiwan. Digital Dying spoke with him about just how raunchy Taiwan stripper funerals get, why city folk don't like them and how the trend could come to America.

What does a Taiwan stripper funeral look like?

Women sing and dance as a truck with blinking neon lights follows a funeral procession through the streets. The trucks are called Electric Flower Cars, or EFCs. Vendors sell things alongside and there is some really fabulous singing and a whole range of performances, taking off clothes is just one part. Often there's a host, a middle aged man or woman who tells jokes and interviews performers between events. Usually the strippers wear bikinis, or an outfit like you might see at a nightclub.

But isn't it strange to have naked dancers at a funeral?

There's a concept in Taiwanese culture called renao, which refers to the hustle and bustle of an exciting event, the hot and noisy. For it to be successful it has to be renao. Even if you go to the mountains or the beach, it is renao. Think of a quiet rock concert, that would be a failure. Or a quiet amusement park. The EFCs also perform at weddings and religious festivals. Nudity attracts more people and more people make it more hot and noisy. Making the funeral a noisy event means people will talk about it for years. To some extent the more extreme the better.

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Animal Funerals, from Dorothy the Chimp to Yellow-billed Magpies

by Justin Nobel

After a rollercoaster life, Dorothy died at a chimpanzee rescue center in Cameroon. This photo, showing her chimp family observe the burial, went viral on the internet and raised the question, can animals really exhibit funeral behavior?

Dorothy's mother was killed by hunters. They then sold her to an amusement park in Cameroon where she was chained to the ground and taught to drink beer and smoke cigarettes for noisy crowds. Poor diet and lack of exercise made Dorothy obese. In May of 2000 she was brought to Cameroon's Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Center and rehabilitated. She became a favorite at the center and even mothered a child of her own. But in September of 2008 she died of congestive heart failure. The management let her chimpanzee family witness the burial. “Some chimps displayed aggression while others barked in frustration,” a worker who photographed the event later explained. “But perhaps the most stunning reaction was a recurring, almost tangible silence. If one knows chimpanzees, then one knows that they are not usually silent creatures.”

The photo of the chimp funeral went viral on the internet and was published in the November 2009 issue of National Geographic. It shows Dorothy under a light blue sheet in a wheelbarrow being pushed to the burial site by a park worker. Another worker holds Dorothy's head gently in her hands. Behind a fence in the background are more than a dozen chimpanzees, staring intently, looking visibly sad. Chimpanzees, along with African elephants, ants and magpies are some of the few animals known to exhibit funeral behavior. Interestingly, they are all social animals. “Perhaps their grief reactions function as a social signal that allows for reshuffling of status relationships, facilitates filling of the reproductive vacancy left by the deceased, or fosters continuity of the group,” speculates Janis Dickinson, of Cornell's Ornithology Lab, in an essay on yellow-billed magpies.

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Remembering Dr. Kevorkian's suicide machines and other deliverance contraptions

by Justin Nobel

 

Dr. Jack Kevorkian, more than anything else, was an inventor. His Thanatron suicide machine looked like a hastily assembled high school science fair entry.

We all know Jack Kevorkian was a doctor, but few know he was also a painter and a jazz composer; his 1997 CD, “The Kevorkian Suite: A Very Still Life” features Kevorkian on the flute and organ, alongside The Morpheus Quintet. Perhaps more than anything though, Kevorkian, who died last Friday, was an inventor. He masterminded several suicide machines, the first of which, the Thanatron, looked like a hastily assembled high school science fair entry.

The device consisted of a metal frame with three canisters, each containing a syringe and an IV which connected to a patient's arm. The first canister held saline solution, the second a sleep-inducing barbiturate called sodium thiopental and the third, a mix of potassium chloride, which stops the heart and pancuronium bromide, a muscle relaxant that prevents spasms during the dying process (the same three drugs are used in lethal injection executions). The process is initiated with the saline solution. The patient then begins the barbiturate drip themselves by throwing a switch, pushing a button or pulling a string. Either a timer or a mechanical device triggered by the patient's falling arm, which becomes sleepy as the drugs take effect, starts the lethal potassium chloride flow. Death usually occurs within two minutes.

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Revenge killings, from Pakistan to Palestine to Papua New Guinea

by Justin Nobel

As has happened with Osama bin Laden, revenge often begets killing, which can lead to more revenge and more killing. One of the most incredible stories of revenge killings comes from the highlands of Papua New Guinea.

He killed nearly 3,000 Americans on September 11 2001, earlier this month we killed him, ten days after that his followers attacked recruits at a paramilitary training center in Pakistan, killing 80 men.

“We have done this to avenge the Abbottabad incident,” said a Taliban spokesman.

The men who lost their lives in this revenge killing were part of the Frontier Constabulary, an ill-equipped force that has been given the challenging task of confronting Pakistan's Al Qaeda element. The group receives US funding. The men had just completed a six month training and were about to go on break. They were gathered at the training center's main gate and were in the process of filing into minivans for the return trip home to their families, many bore gifts. They were in high spirits, said one recruit. Some were seated inside the vans, others were still loading luggage atop the vehicles. The two suicide bombers wore explosive vests packed with ball bearings and nails and detonated their devices one after the other. At least ten vans were destroyed, showering the scene with shards of metal, glass and blood. “I cannot forget the cries of my friends before they died,” one 21 year old survivor told reporters.

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And if he truly does not forget, will he too seek vengeance? Will there be another blast sometime in the not too distant future, and more bloodshed? Revenge may be sweet, but it is also bitter and bloody and as of late, an increasingly common topic in the news.

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The history of manhunts, from Sabbah the Assassin to Yahya the Engineer

by Justin Nobel

Yahya Ayyash, nicknamed the Engineer, killed 90 Israeli's with his complex homemade bombs in the mid-1990s. After a three year manhunt Israeli intelligence assassinated him using a cell phone rigged with explosives.

Killing Osama bin Laden involved an especially massive manhunt but it's not the first time such effort has been put into eliminating a single man. Manhunts are as old as man. The word assassin actually comes from the Arabic word Hashashin, an order of trained Persian killers that operated during the 11th and 12th centuries and is regarded as one of the world's first terrorist organizations. More recently, two Israeli intelligence agencies, Shin Bet, responsible for targeting terrorist groups within Israel and Mossad, which deals with groups outside of Israel, have carried out some of the world's most daring and brutal assassinations, sometimes tracking targets for years before finally eliminating them with exploding cell phones or bomb-rigged Volkswagens.

The Hashashin was founded by Hasan-I Sabbah, a popular Persian missionary who may have established the group to reap profits from the unrest brought about by the First Crusades. Sabbah's headquarters was a fortress called Alamut, in present-day northwest Iran. His organization had a formal hierarchy: Sabbah was the grand headmaster, there were propagandists, rafiqs (companions) and lasiqs (adherents). The lasiqs were the assassins, well-read, calculating men conversant in numerous foreign languages, capable of fitting in anywhere and trained to kill, like Medieval 00 agents. But Marco Polo, who visited the region on his travels, reported back a less glamorous picture, noting that Sabbah drugged followers with hashish and indoctrinated them with religious extremism. Sabbah took contracts from both sides and carried out assassinations in public spaces to intimidate enemies. One famous killing was Nizam al-Mulk, vizier of the Great Seljuq Empire, who was assassinated in Baghdad in 1092.

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Will Osama bin Laden get 72 Virgins? A talk with an Islam death expert

by Justin Nobel

Digital Dying spoke with Islam historian and death expert Leor Halevi to see if Osama bin Laden's corpse was handled correctly and find out just what awaits him in the afterlife.

Osama bin Laden's body was placed on a flat board and slid into the sea, was that the proper thing to do? Will he attain bliss on the seabed or rot in purgatory? And what of those 72 virgins promised to all martyrs, will bin Laden get them? To find out, Digital Dying spoke with Leor Halevi, an associate professor of history at Vanderbilt University whose 2007 book, “Muhammad's Grave: Death Rites and the Making of Islamic Society” explores everything from funerary wailing and corpse washing to the torture of the spirit in the grave.

Bin Laden's body was washed and covered in a white sheet, a prayer was said then the body was slid overboard, was this the right way to handle the corpse according to Islamic tradition?

One of the bizarre things about all this is bin Laden died in battle but—the burial at sea aside—he was apparently granted more or less the funeral ceremony that pertains to ordinary Muslims who experience death in ordinary circumstances. In Islamic law, the type of burial one gets depends on how one dies. The burial prescribed for those who died on the battlefield is not the same as the burial dictated for people who die ordinary deaths. The rituals are actually totally different. Someone who dies in battle does not have to be buried in a shroud, and no one has to say a prayer.

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So did the US mess up, was their burial an insult?

I think it is clear the US did not try to humiliate him in burial. In fact, they have insisted that they did it properly, so even though maritime burial is very, very unusual, it's obvious that no slight was intended. But that doesn't mean that people might not take offense and view it as something not normally done for Muslims.

What's actually happening to bin Laden's spirit right now at the bottom of the sea?

For Muslims, his fate in the afterlife depends on what type of death they believe he died. The state of his body is irrelevant, theologically speaking, for those who believe he attained martyrdom. Martyrs are given new bodies in paradise the moment they die, and they enjoy a blessed existence. Muslims can gain the status of martyrdom not only through death on the battlefield, but also by dying in horrible ways: in childbirth, for instance, or due to a building collapsing on top of them. People who die in these ways also get new bodies in paradise. But the spirits of Muslims who die an ordinary death are more or less stuck with their bodies until the resurrection. And they can have a pretty miserable time in the grave. Just think of what happens to bodies in death, they decompose, bacteria get them. It's not very nice. But if Muslims live a sinless life then the torture of the grave, as this punishment in the afterlife is known, does not really apply. Even if they died an ordinary death, their sojourn in this period between death and the resurrection is far more pleasant.

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If martyrs get new bodies immediately upon death, then it seems it would not matter where you buried them?

That's a good question, and it depends if you ask from an emotional, a political or a theological perspective. So, theologically speaking, it wouldn't matter, but in other respects, I think it would.

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China vs Egypt for "World's Most Beautiful Mummy" distinction

by Justin Nobel

Xiaohe, a 3,800 year old mummy discovered in 1934 in the deserts of western China is considered the world's most beautiful mummy, but an Egyptian mummy discovered in 2005 claims the same title.

Xiaohe is a beauty; she has long eyelashes, a button nose, auburn hair that falls across her shoulders and has been dead for 3,800 years. The now famous mummy, known as The Beauty of Xiaohe, was discovered by a Swedish archeologist in 1934 in China's Tarim Basin, in the western province of Xinjiang, a remote arid land once off limits for outsiders. “Now they're pulling mummies out of the ground like it's an Abbott and Costello movie,” notes one article. But the mummy has led to controversy, part of an exhibit touring the US called “Secrets of the Silk Road”, her travels were halted last February by the Chinese government.

Chinese officials said the mummy had been away for too long and needed to return home to China, but some scholars speculate the real reason she was pulled from the show was because of her looks. Xiaohe's Caucasian features suggest Europeans had actually been living within China at a time thousands of years earlier than was previously thought, debunking Chinese narratives of how the history of their own country developed. The existence of a mummy like Xiaohe, says Spencer Wells, a geneticist and anthropologist at the National Geographic Society is “as though a group of Celts or Vikings had been mysteriously transported into the middle of a Chinese desert.” One thing officials in both countries can agree on is her beauty; but Xiaohe does have a rival, a mummy discovered in Egypt's Saqqara pyramid complex, about 16 miles south of Cairo, in 2005. Read the rest of this entry »

A flash flood reveals the secret world of Amish funerals

by Justin Nobel

Amish carry their dead to the cemetery in horse-drawn hearses. There are no flowers, there is no singing, there are no eulogies.

The Amish keep their death rituals private but last month reporters were able to peak into this world after a terrible horse-drawn buggy accident in Kentucky. A family was traveling to a neighbor's home to use a community telephone when the buggy toppled in a rain-swollen creek. Four children, all cousins or siblings, were swept away by the churning water; one was 5, one was 7, one was 11 and one was just five months-old. The creek they perished in is normally a trickle but thunderstorms had dropped several inches of rain in just hours, prompting the National Weather Service to issue a flash flood warning for the entire county. While many residents noticed the warning scroll across their TV screens or heard it on the radio, the Amish live without electricity. It is possible the family never got the message, noted one weather forecaster.

There are nearly 8,000 Amish living in Kentucky and 250,000 in total scattered across the US. The Amish are followers of the Mennonite Church, a group that originally came from Switzerland, led by Jakob Ammann, who began a schism with the Swiss Alsatian Anabaptists in 1693. His followers became the Amish, and in the early 18th century many of them immigrated to Pennsylvania, facing religious persecution and poverty back in Europe. To this day, their life has changed very little. They still speak a peculiar language known as Pennsylvanian German, follow a strict organizational doctrine known as the Ordnung, abstain from using electricity, automobiles and clothing other than their own, educate their children in one room Amish schoolhouses that often stop at the eighth grade and refuse to serve in the military, buy insurance or accept government assistance, such as social security. Breaking the Amish code can lead to excommunication or public shaming. It is a simple stark life, and nowhere is this more apparent than in death. Read the rest of this entry »

New green burial method mimics recipe of infamous British "Acid Bath Murderer"

by Justin Nobel

A Scottish company has developed a process called resomation, which transforms a human corpse into a greenish brown syrup that can be put in “a memorial garden or forest.”

Susanne Wiigh-Mäsak has developed a new way to bury human bodies. First, freeze them with liquid nitrogen, then, use mechanical vibrations to shatter them into a million pieces. Place the pieces in a vacuum chamber to evaporate out the water, a magnet removes metal from pacemakers and prosthetics, leaving an organic powder. Put the powder in a cornstarch coffin and bury it in a shallow grave. By burying bodies' six-feet under, where there's little oxygen, we allow them to rot, Susanne points out on the website of her burial company, Promessa Organic AB. Her method: “shallow burial in living soil that quickly converts us to mulch.”

Alternative burial methods have blossomed in the past few years, offering cheaper options that squish the body into less space, attractive in countries where cemeteries are filling up. A shortage of plots in Greece has driven the price of some to nearly a quarter of a million dollars—if you can't pay upfront you can rent in three year increments—and in Singapore, with a land area smaller than most US counties, a national law which states bodies must be exhumed after 15 years to make room for new burials has led to the development of skyscraper like columbarium. While the cremation rate in the US has doubled in the past two decades, the process has long been seen as energy-inefficient and pollutive by some environmentalists. Alternative "green” burial methods read like science fiction. Read the rest of this entry »

Burning bodies outside becomes popular in Colorado, has roots in Bali

by Justin Nobel

In Colorado, simple discreet open-air cremations have become more common. In Bali, cremation ceremonies take months of planning and draw tourists from around the world.

Belinda Ellis got her wish, upon death her body was covered in red cloth and laid atop a rectangular steel grate inside a brick hearth. One by one family members placed in juniper boughs and logs, someone tossed on a bag of marijuana. A woman produced chimes by playing a set of crystal bowls. With a torch, Belinda's husband lit the fire. Smoke billowed into the steely dawn sky above Colorado's picturesque Sangre De Christo Mountains. “What was a physical body will become one with the sky,” said a man with the Crestone End of Life Project, the group that organized the funeral pyre.

It took almost five hours for Ellis's body to completely burn. Afterward, since separating human remains from charred wood is impossible her family received about five gallons of ashes. This was the 18th open-air cremation that the Crestone group has performed; their first was in January of 2008. They have gotten requests to host funeral pyres for people from as far away as New York and Florida but the group has chosen to limit their services to those inhabiting the tiny towns immediately surrounding them. As far as they know they are the only facility in the nation offering open-air cremations. The ceremonies are small, simple and discreet, a stark contrast to the cremation ceremonies half a world away in Bali, where Hindus believe open-air cremation is an essential part of returning one's constituent elements to the world around them and freeing the soul.

“In Bali, the body is nothing more than an impure, temporary shell, having no significance at all, except as the container of the soul and its anchor to earth,” says Fred Eiseman Jr. in his 1996 book on Bali culture, Sekala & Niskala. “The body is just there to be disposed of, and that as quickly as possible.” Read the rest of this entry »

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