Digital Dying By: Justin Nobel

The weirdest deaths of 2011 – Killed by a cock, crushed by a cow, smashed by a horny black bear..

Planking is a trending internet craze where people take photos of themselves in Superman-like poses, lying flat on surfaces like railings, rooftops and police cars. A 20 year old Australian man recently fell to his death from an apartment balcony while planking.

It was a strange year for weather and perhaps an even stranger one for dying, here are some of the weirdest deaths of 2011:

Stabbed to death at a cockfight - Jose Luis Ochoa was attending an illegal cockfight in Tulare County, California when he was stabbed in the leg by a cock that had a knife attached to one of its limbs. Ochoa was taken to the hospital where he was declared dead. He was reportedly a regular participant at organized cockfights and had previously been fined for owning or training animals for fighting.

Fell from a balcony while planking - Acton Beale, a 20 year old Australian, fell from the balcony of an apartment in Brisbane while trying to plank on the railing. Planking is a trending internet craze where people take photos of themselves in Superman-like poses, lying flat on some surface, with arms at their side. Plankers then post the photos to social media websites like facebook and YouTube. Just weeks before, in Brisbane, another 20 year old was arrested for planking on the roof of a police car. Other plankers have been photographed lying on railroad tracks, in the middle of the road, and in trees.

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The lesser-known famous deaths of late December 2011

A number of famous figures died last week, among the less well known famous that also died was a New Zealand drag queen named Carmen Rupe.

The past week saw the death of three very different famous figures: North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Il; Czech playwright and president, Vaclav Havel and Cesaria Evora, a musical sensation from the Cape Verde Islands known as the Barefoot Diva, because she never performed in shoes. Of course, many less well known famous people died as well. Among them was a New Zealand drag queen, an early Soviet rocket scientist, a Japanese professional wrestler, an American rapper and a legendary British serial killer:

Umanosuke Ueda, Japanese professional wrestler - Ueda was famous for his bleached blond hair and handlebar mustache. He was born Yuji Ueda, but changed his name to Umanosuke, inspired by a famous late Shogunate Period samurai of the same name. Ueda fought in the Japan Pro Wrestling Alliance through the 1960s. From June 11, 1976 to July 28, 1976 he was the International Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. During the 1980s, he appeared as a henchman on a cult Japanese television show called Takeshi's Castle, about a count who owns a castle and sets up impossible challenges for players to get to him. Ueda died of respiratory failure on December 21, 2011.

Donald Neilson, British serial killer – Neilson was born Donald Nappey but changed the family name after his daughter was repeatedly bullied at school because her last name sounded like the word nappy. He worked as a builder but turned to crime when his business failed, committing house burglaries by the hundreds. He went by a variety of nicknames, including The Phantom and Handy Andy, but the most popular was The Black Panther. By the 1970s he was robbing small post offices and in 1974, he committed his first murders, shooting dead two sub-postmasters and the husband of a sub-postmistress. He became the most wanted man in Britain. In 1975, he kidnapped the heiress to a large bus transport company fortune and demanded a 50,000 pound ransom. Due to a series of police bungles he never got the money. The girl was later found hanging from a wire at the bottom of a drainage shaft. Neilson was finally arrested in 1975, convicted of murder and sent to prison to serve five consecutive life sentences. He died on December 18, 2011, after suffering from breathing difficulties.

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Have you considered “grief tourism” in your holiday travel plans?

 

People come to Paris to shop and eat but also for the cemeteries, such as the Montparnasse Cemetery in the south of the city. Cemetery visitors may not know it but they are part of a growing movement known as grief tourism. (Photo by Justin Nobel)

People come to Paris for the food, the museums and the shops but also for the cemeteries. There is the Pere-Lachaise Cemetery, which opened in 1804 and receives more than a million and a half visitors a year, many of them coming to see the grave of legendary rock singer Jim Morrison. At Montparnasse Cemetery, a grid of mossy tombs and stark stone crosses, are literary luminaries such as Susan Sontag, Guy de Maupassant, Charles Baudelaire and Jean-Paul Sartre. And in Saint-Denis, on the northern outskirts of the city, are buried many of the most famous kings and queens of France, including Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, who were reinterred here after being removed from their mass grave near the Madeleine. Few people would admit to having come to Paris to see cemeteries but dark tourism, also known as grief tourism, is a very real phenomenon. Each year people travel far and wide to see sights linked to some of the world's greatest massacres. Here are just a few.

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JFK and the 3 most horrible assassinations you've never heard of

In 1854, Balthasar Gerard assassinated the popular Dutch independence leader, William the Silent. City magistrates decreed his flesh be torn from his bones with pincers in six different places and his heart ripped from his chest while he was still alive.

Last week marked the 38th anniversary of the assassination of President John F. Kennedy, an event that only grows more epic with time. Several new books address the assassination, including one by horror guru Stephen King, entitled, 11/22/63, about a Maine school teacher who travels back in time in an attempt to stop Lee Harvey Oswald from killing Kennedy. While JFK's death still burns bright in the mind of Americans it is only one in a long list of historic assassinations. Some of them are even more complex and vicious than the simple case of a “lone gunman.”

Other Great Reads: The history of manhunts, from Sabbah the Assassin to Yahya the Engineer

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Texas droughts unearth cemeteries, Mississippi floods bury them

Record droughts in Texas have lowered the level of Lake Buchanan, revealing long-forgotten tombstones.

Hurricane Irene roared up the East Coast last August, leaving a wide and varied path of destruction: in New Jersey at least one woman drowned in her car, Virginia experienced the second largest power outage in the state's history, in Delaware a tornado tore off the roof of a house and in Rochester, Vermont a river flooded its banks and swallowed a large section of a graveyard. “A terrible and sad situation,” read one local report. “Homes are destroyed, so are roads and bridges and even a cemetery…the final resting place for Rochester residents.” Much of the nation has seen weird weather lately, putting a crimp on lives and also affecting the dead. Some cemeteries have been submerged by flood waters, in other cases a lack of water has brought old graveyards back to life.

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Australia's favorite cop killer will finally be properly buried, 130 years later

Ned Kelly, a famous Australian cop killer from the 1870s, will finally receive a proper burial. Some people are rejoicing, others are mighty pissed.

Ned Kelly murdered three police officers in Australia during the 1870s and was hung in 1880, sometime this month he'll finally be properly buried, but not everyone is happy. “He was an outlaw, a thief and, unfortunately for my family, a murderer,” said Mick Kennedy, a police officer near Melbourne whose great grandfather, Sergeant Michael Kennedy, was shot dead by Kelly in 1878. “My great grandmother was left a widow with six children and there was no public service for her.”

Ned's remains were found in a mass grave in Melbourne's Pentridge Prison, in 2009. Most Americans have never heard of Ned Kelly but in Australia the man is a legend. And just who was he?

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The Year's Top Seven Weird Funeral Crimes

Weird funeral crimes are on the rise. Some of the strangest of the year include two Denver men who allegedly took their dead friend to a strip club and a New Hampshire man who stole a priest's Subaru while he was giving a funeral sermon.

Maybe it's the bad economy but weird funeral crimes are on the rise. Earlier this fall a Wisconsin cemetery worker allegedly swiped a $2,000 guitar from the casket of a 67 year-old grandfather. “It was his pride and joy,” said one family member. “This isn't something I normally do,” said the robber. “I just have a respect for fine musical instruments.”

The dead grandpa guitar thief is only the beginning, below is a list of weird funeral crimes that have occurred within the past year…

Accidentally Carjacking Grandma - In West Virginia, 23 year-old Angela Jeanette DeHart was accused of stealing a hearse from a funeral home that contained the dead body of an 85 year-old woman. The driver had left the trunk door open and the engine running when someone jumped inside. Police found the black Cadillac Fleetwood hearse parked next to DeHart's house. The corpse “had been jostled around,” said police, “possibly from reckless driving.”

Dead Friends, Burritos and Strippers - Two Denver men allegedly took their dead friend for a night on the town, visiting several bars, a burrito joint and a strip club. They also took his credit card. It went down something like this, according to a Denver police officer: “Rubinson and Young go into the restaurant and drink. Jarrett is in the back seat of the car…[They] use Jarrett's credit card to pay for the drinks they consumed.” The pair stopped at a diner before taking their dead friend back home and putting him to bed. They kept his bank card, withdraw $400 then went to a burrito restaurant and a strip club. Robert Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, were charged with identity theft, criminal impersonation and abuse of a corpse.

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Famous Death Row Last Words and the Weird Art they Inspired

Gary Gilmore was the first person executed in the U.S. after the death penalty was reinstated in 1976. His last words—“Let's do it”—have inspired art and advertising.

“You're not about to witness an execution; you're about to witness a murder,” said Stephen Woods, just over a month ago, from the execution chamber at Texas State Penitentiary, in Huntsville, Texas. The prison, nicknamed the Walls Unit, is the oldest state prison in Texas, opened in 1849. It is also the most active execution chamber in the country, it has carried out more than 450 executions since 1982. Woods, a drug dealer, was sentenced to death for a double murder that occurred in May 2001. He claimed he was high on LSD the night of the killings and that he was lighting a cigarette for one of the victims when an accomplice, now serving life in prison, shot the man in the head then killed the other victim. “I've never killed anybody, never,” Wood's final statement continues. “This whole thing is wrong…Warden, if you're going to murder someone, go ahead and do it. Pull that trigger…Goodbye.” At 6:22 p.m., on September 13, Woods was executed.

Other Great Reads: Inside the Execution Chamber with Director Werner Herzog

Along with the last meal, last words are one of the few rights granted prisoners in the moments before they die. No matter what a prisoner says in their final statement, they will die. But that doesn't mean their words can't live on. Some final statements are remembered for their brazenness—“Kiss my ass” said John Wayne Gacy, a Chicago-born serial killer who murdered more than 30 teenage boys between 1972 and 1978, burying many victims in the crawlspace of his home—while others for their hokiness: “I'd rather be fishing,” said Jimmy Glass, put to death in Louisiana in 1987 for robbing and murdering an elderly couple. Some are witty, as is the case with George Appel. Scant information is available regarding his life and crime but his last words pop up across the internet: “Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.”

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An Iraq War Widow Speaks Out, and Starts a Project

The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have produced some 3-4,000 widows, 1,000 more come from deaths that occur on American bases and suicides. American Widow Project is reaching out to them.

Taryn Davis married the love of her life and was about to finish college, then she got the worst news of her life. Her husband Michael had been killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq. There was no organization dedicated to addressing the concerns of military widows, so she founded one: American Widow Project. Digital Dying spoke with Taryn about losing her husband, the stigma of the word widow and why becoming one can actually lead to happiness.

Explain the stigma of being a widow?

People look at us like we're handicapped. The word widow used to make me think of a 90 year-old woman on a rocking chair living outside a cave. Our society has put such a horrible stigma on the word that people don't even like to use it. I was 21 when Michael was killed. I never thought of a college student as being connected to such a word. After many nights of crying and figuring out how the hell I was going to get through this I realized the biggest thing was just accepting that title. Death and grief and sorrow are all things connected to the word widow but that word also represents Michael's sacrifice, it represents my sacrifice and it represents my survival.

How'd you find out Michael was going to war?

Michael and I met in marching band at Texas State University, I played the clarinet and he played the trombone, we were little geeks. His junior year he said was joining the Army. What I knew about the war was what I saw on the news before I watched shows like The Simpsons. It totally blindsided me. He had showed me what love was. It was scary to see him go off. Even his family was saying, ‘How about the Navy? How about the Air Force? Why infantry? Why Army?' He said, ‘I want to feel a challenge in life. I want to feel passion for something and I think taking the hard route is the way to do it.'

When was the last time you saw him?

Michael surprised me on R & R. We spent a lot of days just sitting with his family by the river, or on the patio with a Dos Equis and their dog. About a month and a half later, on May 21, 2007, Michael was killed. I had talked to him that morning. He didn't tell me what was going on and I didn't ask but he had to get off early so I knew they must have been about to go on a mission. I know this sounds cheesy but I told him I loved him more than life itself. He said, ‘That's really sweet babe, I love you too.' …And then I was a widow.

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Steve Jobs, who once collected Coke cans for food money and is son of a Syrian Muslim dies and even people in space mourn him

“Apple is now missing a piece,” said a 19 year-old Hong Kong design student who replaced the logo's trademark bite with Steve Jobs' silhouette then posted it on his blog.

Steve Jobs was born to a Syrian Muslim immigrant, quit college after a semester, slept on friends' floors, returned Coke bottles for food money, journeyed to India to study under a guru named Neem Karoli Baba, returned a Buddhist, experimented with psychedelics, founded a computer company that changed life on earth. He died yesterday, at the age of 56, from pancreatic cancer. His life story is thrilling, unexpected and inspiring. In the mere hours that have elapsed since his death, the entire world has poured out their thoughts, and even people floating above it, in space.

“Apple is now missing a piece,” said a 19 year-old Hong Kong design student who replaced the logo's trademark bite with Steve Jobs' silhouette then posted it on his blog. Reuters recently picked up the story. Caps and T-shirts with the design are selling on eBay. The student has received numerous job offers.

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