Digital Dying By: Justin Nobel

To Live Forever: Eat supplements, abhor soda and upon dying, head to Arizona and bathe in liquid nitrogen

by Justin Nobel

Doctors at work on cryogenic preservation. Alcor Life Extension Foundation is an Arizona based company whose mission is to preserve human bodies until the science of the future can revive and heal them. Among those cryogenically frozen is baseball star Ted Williams.

Every day, Ray Kurzweil, an American writer and inventor, ingests 150-250 supplements and drinks 8-10 glasses of alkaline water and 10 cups of green tea. He regularly measures the chemical composition of his bodily fluids and on weekends he receives intravenous transfusions of chemical cocktails he believes will “reprogram” his biochemistry. He abhors soda and coffee, and eats mainly vegetables, lean meats, tofu and organic foods with low glycemic loads. He claims he has not consumed sugar for years. Kurzweil is a futurist, and believes that within the next couple of decades microscopic machines will be able to travel through a person's body and repair damaged cells, enabling people to live vastly longer lives. His rigid routine is an effort to ensure he lives to see the time when this technology has actually been developed. And just in case he dies beforehand, Kurzweil has made arrangements with a company called Alcor Life Extension Foundation to chemically preserve his body and freeze it in liquid nitrogen, until a time when technology will be able to revive him so the micro-machines can heal him.

Alcor was founded in 1972 and is headquartered in Scottsdale, Arizona. The company has 85 cryopatients and fewer than a dozen employees, all of whom have made arrangements to be cryopreserved themselves in the future. “At the present time the technology required for the realization of our goal far exceeds current technical capabilities,” says the company's website. “We expect to wait for decades to see this vision fulfilled.” But despite the uncertainty, the allure of living forever has led more and more people to consider the option. Read the rest of this entry »

Waiting decades for bodies of those taken in the night

by Justin Nobel

Nikolai Ivanovich Yezhov served under Stalin then “disappeared” in 1939. He was executed although nearly a decade later many people were convinced he was still alive in a mental hospital. Last week, the body of a Northern Irishman who disappeared three decades ago was finally found.

After thirty years, the body of Charlie Armstrong has finally been found. The Northern Irishman was on his way home from mass in 1981 when Irish Republican Army carjackers approached him and demanded he get out of his vehicle. He refused and they shot him. A search this past July turned up the body near the town of Colgagh, in northeast Ireland. “We have longed for the day when we can bring Charlie home to give him a Christian burial,” said a family member.

Charlie Armstrong was one of 16 people abducted and killed by republican paramilitaries at the height of the violence in Northern Ireland. This group of abductees is referred to as The Disappeared, and while their lives often ended with a bullet, the families they left behind have been grieving for decades, awaiting the chance for a final farewell and a proper burial. Read the rest of this entry »

Australian church bans death metal, British company puts ashes in vinyl records

by Justin Nobel

A British company will press ashes into vinyl records lined with metal music. Meanwhile, across the globe, the Catholic church in Melbourne, Australia has banned pop music from funeral services.

In May of 1859, a rowdy full-contact game that involves two teams battling each other for a ball that they try and rush down a field and kick between two posts was invented in Melbourne, Australia. In the century and half since this game, known as Australian rules football, or simply, Footy, has become extraordinarily popular; it is now played in more than 30 countries and in Australia it has become the nation's most popular winter sport, with more than 600,000 registered players. Funerals often feature the theme song from the favorite footy club of the deceased.

But in Melbourne these songs have gained a bit too much attention; last week the city's Catholic diocese ruled that footy songs along with a host of other popular songs are not to be played at funerals.

“The music for a Catholic funeral is liturgical,” says a statement put out by the Melbourne Catholic church. “Recorded music should be avoided…Secular items are never to be sung or played at a Catholic funeral, such as romantic ballads, pop or rock music, political songs, football club songs.” Nursery rhymes are also forbidden. The church provides a few examples of appropriate funeral songs, such as “Lord have mercy”, “Holy, holy”, and “Lamb of God”. Read the rest of this entry »

Foods of ancient funeral feasts: bull heads, auroch and spiced sheep

by Justin Nobel

King Midas was remembered for his ability to turn everything he touched to gold. The discovery of his tomb about 50 years ago revealed the largest Iron Age drinking set ever found and evidence of a funeral feast that included wine, spicy lentils and a stew of barbecued meats.

There were 70 cooked tortoises, three aurochs (a now-extinct species of giant cattle), a section of a leopard pelvis, some eagle wingtips and 28 human skeletons. These remains were discovered last week at a site in northern Israel and are believed to be 12,000 years old. The find, which represents the oldest funeral feast unearthed to date, belongs to the Natufian people, a tribe that thrived during the transition period between hunting and gathering and agriculture. The tradition of giving elaborate meals for the dead has a rich and strange history. Read the rest of this entry »

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