Digital Dying By: Justin Nobel

In the land where they kill kings for lack of rain

by Justin Nobel

The Shilluk of southern Sudan hold their kings responsible for drought. During prolonged periods of no rain the killing of kings is common.

Nicolae Ceausescu ruled Romania from 1974 through December 1989, when a revolution forced him and his wife Elena to flee the capitol. They headed by helicopter to Snagov, a commune north of Bucharest then fled again to Targoviste, an ancient city on the Ialomita River. Here the army ordered their helicopter to land and placed the pair under arrest. On Christmas Day, they were put on trial under charges that included illegal gathering of wealth and genocide. The trial lasted two hours; they were convicted and sentenced to death. Soldiers led the couple, whose hands were tied behind their backs with clothesline, outside the building then opened fire. The communist leader and his wife were dead.

Or were they? The entire episode was filmed but there is a brief break in the video, between the time when Ceausescu and his wife are led outside and the start of the shooting. By the time the camera comes back bullets have been fired and the couple lies on the ground. Fearing the tombs might be desecrated authorities brought the bodies during the night to Bucharest's Ghencea Cemetery, where they were buried in simple plots. Aging communist sympathizers continue to place flowers beside the graves to this day. But based on evidence like the break in the tape, the couples' three children and other critics have continued to question just who in fact was executed. For years, the group tried to obtain permission to unearth the grave but state officials wouldn't allow it. But last month, saying they had nothing to hide, authorities agreed to the exhumation. Cemetery officials dug up the wooden caskets and a team of pathologists took samples from the corpses and placed them into plastic bags. DNA tests will be performed, although results won't be available for up to six months.

In attempting to squash the rebellion that ultimately overthrew him Ceausescu and his political police killed hundreds of Romanians, brutality that seemed to justify his swift execution. One only has to look to examples like Saddam Hussein or Louis XVI of France to find other leaders, tyrants or not, who were put to death after public opinion turned against them. Sometimes, the killing of kings takes an invasion, sometimes a revolution from within, but in a remote stretch of southern Sudan, it takes a lack of rain. Read the rest of this entry »

Coffin Cartel tells Louisiana monks they can't sell caskets

by Justin Nobel

ARKA Ecopod is a British company that makes coffins from old newspaper and mulberry pulp. While a few big companies tend to control coffin distribution in the U.S. new casket builders are on the rise, although one Louisiana group was just told that it is illegal to sell their wares.

An embalming board referred to by critics as the Coffin Cartel has told Benedictine monk carpenters in the woods of Louisiana that they can't sell their simple cypress caskets. The monks make the coffins from wood gathered in a forest on their property and use the income to support the abbey. Their handmade coffins cost $2,000 while many on the market today are garish, mass-produced hulks that cost between $5,000 and $10,000. The Louisiana State Board of Embalmers and Funeral Directors says that before the monks can sell their wares they need to pay a set of fees and obtain a license that would require them to redesign their abbey into a traditional funeral parlor equipped with embalming equipment and staffed by licensed embalmers.

“We just want to do our work without the threat of prison time,” the director of the abbey's woodshop recently told reporters outside the U.S. District Court in New Orleans.

The case, which could go all the way to the Supreme Court, brings up a larger issue, which is that those siding with the monks say laws like the one in Louisiana restrict consumer access and constrict the coffin market. The recent entry of companies like Walmart and Costco into the coffin business seems to support the notion that the market is controlled by a few giant companies. But in small work spaces across the country and around the world, strange and novel coffins are being born. Read the rest of this entry »

Houston's giant flower of death and President Andrew Jackson both stunk

by Justin Nobel

A blooming "corpse flower" can be ten feet tall and smells like rotting human flesh. The flower, originally from West Sumatra, Indonesia, bloomed last month at the Houston Museum of Natural Science.

Thousands of people visited the Houston Museum of Natural Science last month to observe the slow birth and quick death of Lois, the pet name for a corpse flower from West Sumatra, Indonesia. When in bloom, the endangered flowers can grow to be five feet wide and ten feet tall; only 28 have successfully bloomed in the United States. Over several weeks, a corpse flower will double its size then stop growing completely, a sign a bloom may be imminent. As the flower opens an unbearable smell is released, something like the “combination of cooking cabbage and the stench of a dead rat in the wall,” reads one account. Others say the smell most resembles rotting human flesh. After just two days, the bloom is over.

The corpse flower is something of an aberration; for the most part humans use flowers to cover up the stench of rotting flesh. The history of exactly how this happened is actually spotty. No one knows for certain when the practice began, but some researchers trace it to a cave in the remote Zagros Mountains of northern Iraq. Read the rest of this entry »

The sad story of how to appear at your own funeral

bu Justin Nobel

Felix “Bush” Breazeale, of Roane, Tennessee was a hermit who became a celebrity overnight when he decided to host his own funeral. Robert Duvall plays Bush in a newly released Hollywood movie about the story called "Get Low".

Last month, Theodore “Pete” Peterson sat at a New Jersey bar with a vodka tonic in hand and an oxygen tank at his side. There was a buffet lunch, a 50/50 raffle and he was surrounded by friends and family, but this was no ordinary party, this was Pete's wake. The 67 year-old bricklayer was also an avid hunter, fisherman, drinker and smoker. He had racked up 11 DUI's over the course of his life, had one serious car accident and had been through one divorce, but earlier this summer he received the worst news of all: he had lung cancer as well as a tumor behind his esophagus and had just a few months to live. Pete wanted a chance to say goodbye to friends and family while still in relatively good health, so he decided to host his own wake. “Why wait until I'm dead to have one?” said Pete, to a local reporter.

Pete was an ordinary working man, though his story is uncommon; very few people have attended their own funerals. In fact, as history tells us, there is only one other, Felix “Bush” Breazeale, of Roane, Tennessee. Bush's story was recently turned into a Hollywood movie called Get Low, starring Bill Murray and Robert Duvall, a tender and whimsical tale about a hermit who became a celebrity overnight after hosting his own funeral. While Robert Duvall reportedly puts on a good show, the true story of Bush can't be beat. Read the rest of this entry »

Japan's mummy-monks rise again

by Justin Nobel

 

Daijuku Bosatsu Shinnyokai-Shonin is one of Japan's most well-known "mummy-monks". At the age of 96, he put himself on a strict diet of salt and water, then drank a poisonous tea and was buried alive.

Last week, police in Tokyo broke into the home of Sogen Kato. According to local records he was 111, the fifth oldest man on earth. But instead of a wizened old man, they found a skeleton in pajamas lying under a blanket. The body was surrounded by yellowed newspapers, whose date the police said indicate when Kato likely may have died; November, 1978.  “Grandpa was a very scary man,” said one granddaughter, who had visited his room a few months back and said she saw a skull.

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Police believe Kato's family hid his death so they could continue to collect his pension checks, a sum that totaled more than nine million yen, or about 100,000 U.S. dollars. But there is another reason that explains why Kato may have ended up the way he did, he was trying to attain sokushinbutsu, a revered state of being in which Buddhist monks cause their own death by limiting themselves to a sparse diet that induces mummification. Throughout history, hundreds of monks have tried to attain sokushinbutsu, but only about two dozen are known to have succeeded. Until the case of Kato, it was assumed that the practice had been extinct for centuries. Read the rest of this entry »

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